Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone through text messaging, whether they are in a relationship or not.

Spoof of Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" with my phrase:

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaaat.
So we can have a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction ooh! whoa!"

by Dave Egner January 4, 2009

Urban Dejection

dejection faced by those whose words are continuously rejected by urbandictionary.com for the word the day

The rejection of my brain child, 'testickles', by the editors of urban dictionary gave me a strong case of urban dejection.

by ECGirls September 7, 2010

derection

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs

by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009

DERECTION

the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection

by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011

Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.

I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.

by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009

COD Dedication Award

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.

Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.

by bribo67 February 18, 2011

Mediumship Reductionism

It is the idea inside skeptical and neoatheist circles about reduce mediumship to simple psychological tricks and mental problems, considering all mediums as charlatans and mentally ill people.

"The medium refuted the thesis of mediumship reductionism in the discussion with the neo-atheist during the mediumship session."

"Extraphysical theory refutes the mediumship reductionism theory... But skepticals and neoatheists do not want to recognize it."

by Full Monteirism January 29, 2021