designated decoy

The Designated decoy, is a person that remains sober but acts drunk, speeds, and swerves making the cops think that they are drunk. During this thoughtless act, which happens after closing, he/she gets the cops to follow him/her or pull them over allowing the real drunks to stumble away safely.

You guys owe me from being the last dd (Designated Decoy). Last time I got pulled over by the cops for an hour while they made me do every sobriety test known to man. At least everyone was able to swerve home safely!

by Derek Stout December 9, 2008

decko

80's term meaning 'to look at' or examine. Informal.

lets have a decko then

by Dug Stokes September 6, 2010

Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.

“Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 27, 2007

decoy

A usually attractive female who lures men and has bad intentions to do them harm.

What out for her she's a decoy.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 4, 2017

decoy

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.

She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.

by Ian January 30, 2005

decoy

In urban driving, it's that driver who wants to pass you much faster than traffic. If you let them get in front of you, which is what they want, then the police will pull them over first.

1. A driver who has somewhere to be knows how to be the second-fastest car on the road, and not be a decoy for someone else.

2. Yeah, I have somewhere to be but I'm not going any faster than 74. That guy who just zoomed past is my decoy.

3. Awesome, a decoy! Let me merge right and let you pass. I'll wave to you on the shoulder in 10 miles.

by Boston Driver April 13, 2013

Decoy

An attractive girl younger then you.

“Have u checked out Rosie lately? She is pretty Decoy.”

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 27, 2007