Decepticonia

The homeland of all decepticons, as stated by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It is safe to assume that worldsuck emanates from the land that is Decepticonia. Decepticonia is the anti Nerdfighteria.

Decepticon: I think I'll go out on the town and spread WORLDSUCK like peanut butter on bread!
Nerdfighter: Whoa, whoa there, mister! This town does not need any more suck! Go back to Decepticonia!
Decepticon: Yeah, well...YOUR MOM.

by thisusernamepwnsn00bs February 21, 2010

deceptive stoner

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

The Rona Deception

When you think a girl is hot when she has a mask on, but when it comes off she's ugly.

Justin: Dude, I saw this hot bird with smokey eyes at Chick-fil-A, but when she took off her mask to bite in her Grilled Chicken Club she looked like Beetlejuice.
Jean-Claude: The Rona Deception, Justin.

by Powerbi August 4, 2020

Decerto

A European competitive Call of Duty forum where many disabled people and infants now hang out, in contrast to the early days (2007) when the level of posting was mainly mature and intelligent. The majority of new users constantly spew overused memes with a view to getting "likes". Many people have adopted the bb.com misc sense of humour but are unaware new faggots so do not have the ability to use said jokes and memes in correct fashion. The average age is 14, with the average IQ being a similar number. It is cringe-central.

just joined decerto from gb ur8 m8 mirin

by Wesley Poupon June 14, 2011

weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

by Barny July 9, 2003

deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

by Jc071184 March 22, 2017

Decentanium

A fictional sort of metal that often is called upon when in lack of a better metal, thus the name decent-tanium.
Decentanium is in every way 'decent', and can have any abilities the user of the word pleases.
(it can be stainless, unbendable, unbelieavably flexible, right away indestructible etc.)
The name resembles a combination of the words "decent" and the obligatory word ending to several metals and alloys, "-anium" (like in Titanium)

It is mostly used in a comedic matter.

That stuff obviously is made out of decentanium...
You should've used decentanium

by Xanezz June 24, 2010