scorpion deathlock

A scorpion deathlock is a sex position when a woman is laying on her stomach and the male arches over her, grabbing both breast and coming down hard in the anus, as if stinging her. Extreme precision is needed to get the penis into the anus at such an extreme position.

Yo I heard Anna got scorpion deathlocked last night, I bet her anus was really in pain.

by The 13th Hour June 18, 2010

Deathcon 3

A word Kanye's broken brain spit out when he tried to say "DEFCON", a word he doesn't really know anyway. Probably a Freudian slip, given his new found antisemitism arc.

"I'm going deathcon 3 on Jewish people" - KANye

by Wellhof October 19, 2022

Dryathlon

a threesome with 2 grannies

I was with your grandmother and great aunt Hilda last night; and we had a dryathlon.

by V-Unit, It's your birthday October 24, 2012

Deathlane

the middle lane of the highway. also the most dangerous lane ever

Me and two of my friends were driving on clearview and we flipped over in the Deathlane and slid all the way from Bell blvd to clearview expressway 30 miles upside down and were perfectly fine.

by Ryyuzaki January 16, 2009

Deathtone

A total scrub that sucks at every game and is a faggot.

God, John pulled a Deathtone.

by anonymousperson12345678910 September 5, 2011

Academic Decathalon

the valley of the nerds.
social rejects and all around people with no lives.

man 1: did you hear about Academic Decathalon?
man 2: whats that tell me more?
man 1: it is the valley of the nerds.
man 2: im grabbing my sniper rifle for some nerd hunting -loads-

by valleyofthenerdhunter. December 15, 2009

Diecathlon

When your doing so many things at once or doing something right after you just did something

Omar- “She doing so many sports, she doing a whole diecathlon”

by foreverjanell December 24, 2021