Decortefied

Skeevy, sleezy, or weird. Usually used to describe an unwelcomed advance by your karate instructor

I would have gone back to karate class, but I was totally Decortefied last time.

OR

Man, that email was totally Decortey. Seriously, WTF!

OR

That poor girl just got Decorted! She'll never show up to MMA class again!

by Wellness Watch Dog June 27, 2008

Liga Deportiva Alajuelense

Costa Rican Footbal Soccer club. The most successful sports institution in the country.

Man, La Liga Deportiva Alajuelense is the best!

by PeterCR February 24, 2013

james debord

High School math teacher....most commonly found in richlands va... latin- Debbordiuous Maximuss Jmamius. favors all that is classic rock and classic metal. most perferd.. megadeth. hate all that is social. you can find him in his natural habbitat ..RHS.

James Debord...love him some megadeth

by pimp matsta nig January 6, 2008

Dborting

1) An onslaught or pummeling by means of one's own vernacular with the intent to stir controversy at one's own mental benefit

2)The extensive verbal force unecessarily applied to those who care to converse briefly

"While casually discussing where to eat dinner, Andrew was dborting Jerry, causing both parties to eat seperately."

by Got em February 12, 2008

Deboressed

When you are really bored and you want to talk to a friend but all your friends are busy because they have lives and you don’t, so you get this crippling self-doubt and a depressed vibe and you feel like you have no friends and everyone forgot about you.

A mix between bored and depressed
Depression from boredom

“I’m so freaking bored!”
“Nah, you’re just deboressed.”

by theawkwardviolist November 24, 2018

Dibortion

When you get a divorce and a abortion at the same time

Wife: oh shit I’m pregnant and it’s yours
Husband: no this can’t be
Wife: I’m getting a dibortion!

by TheDarkSoul882 December 24, 2018

dekortez

Dekortez has a big cock love fucking dudes in the ass if you ever see dekortez you should run because he get every one in mile pregnant including dude

Shit it’s dekortez

Run or dekortez will get you

by datcookie_tez March 23, 2022