Death Note

boy finds notebook and kills half of humanity's population while an emo detective who eats too much sugar is on his ass

death note is cool
ok

by trixites August 5, 2018

death to the mpla

Savimbi: They are weak, we must finish them!
Everyone: *killing each other*
Savimbi: Our journey to victory has begun, Death the the MPLA !!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hudson: Lands helicopter.
Savimbi: Hahaha! My friend from above! You killed many men today, huh, yes!
Savimbi: Hahaha, we all did, hahaha!
Allied soldier: *whispers in Savimbi's ear*
Hudson: Where's Woods?
Savimbi: The MPLA is not yet defeated.
Savimbi: That is a very dangerous rescue my, friends.
Mason: Where is he?!
Savimbi: He's being hell captice by a Nicaraguan gun runner, A very dangerous man.
Mason: Where?
Savimbi: About two miles north. He's on the transport barge on the Cubango river.
Savimbi: He may already be dead!
Mason: Let's go Hudson!
Hudson: *Takes off*
Last MPLA soldier alive: *Bleeding out crawling from under Hudson's helicopter*
Allied soldier: *puts a bullet in the crawling MPLA soldier's head*

Death to the MPLA is Savimbi's life goal

Stop reading this brother,

We must fight the MPLA!

by HowlTheTowel September 24, 2020

Death by Tchaikovsky

The act of making love while listening to the 1812 Overture. Starts slow but turns to an extreme showing of brute force which leads to your partner never being the same.

I was fuckin her the other night and the 1812 overture came on. It went from slow to death by Tchaikovsky. She couldn't walk right for a week.

by count6969 February 3, 2012

The Sweet Release Of Death

When you finally get to leave this cruel world to go to a better place

Girl 1: I'm sorry did Kevin break up with you

Girl 2: yeah I just want to feel the sweet release of death

by Kiralondon22 April 18, 2018

courting death

Mostly used in Chinese novels.

Said when someone has overstepped another persons bounds. As a warning/attack sentence.

A: ha ha, i stole your pet
B: you are courting death.

by Patriarch Reliance April 20, 2021

Lockdown Deaths

Excess Mortality above the average due to joblessness, homelessness, loss of business , and the like caused by Lockdowns.

So many have died due to Lockdown Deaths , the excess deaths are off the charts with Drug overdose, suicide, Alzheimer's patients dying of despair in nursing homes because their families aren't visiting them. Deaths from heart attacks, cancer & other illnesses because people are not getting timely heath care from doctors & hospitals, all due to halted care for non-COVID patients

by The Florida Populist November 2, 2020

Blue balls of death

On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."

The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...

by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011