daytard

1. Derogatory slang term that Vampires use for humans.
2. Anyone who enjoys sunlight or the day time.

1. Vampire: "Oh how I love the taste of daytard."
2. Only a daytard would enjoy going to the beach.

by ditchwezel March 4, 2010

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Distard

pronounced - Diz tard

People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause

steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets

Bob: what a Distard

by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009

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dystarded

A combination of the spelling and traits of dyslexic and retarded.

Damn, that girl is a whole other kind of stupid. She's dystarded.

by Roamingnome October 19, 2007

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Dustard

A autistic child who cannot some having sexual relations with their cat, and wonders why people hate them for being the appsolute scum of the earth

Look at that whore raping that poor cat, what a fucking dustard

by o_Blank_o July 29, 2019

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The leader of the Also-Ran Avengers, a self-contradicting group of fact-fighting imbeciles on the internet whose main purpose on earth is to wreck simple dictionary/medical definitions beyond compare. He is the epitome of lameness, arguing for days regarding such matters as the color of a hat in a JPG file, therefore easily attaining his master tard status in this pajama patrol of rampant idiocy.

That Dastardly Man believes the primary definition of the word "or" to be a conjunction indicating a synonymous expression...

by Bonesaw December 5, 2004

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