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darth vader

The dark side is awsome, we got Darth Vader, bitch.
by Matt Gualdarrama May 3, 2005
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Darth Vader

The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.
"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry
by Dave January 6, 2005
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Darth moment

When Jqof starts Direct messaging you. ☠️
Jqof texted me 💀

-Darth moment
by Darth_Fan/Jqof February 16, 2021
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darth vader head part

The tip of your dick, so named because a kid on yahoo answers thinks that it looks like darth vader's helmet.
Im 14. when i masturbate like after i ejaculate it starts hurt. like the darth vader head part. plz explain?

anyway the shaft, the part that looks like darth vaders helmet on the end of ur dick gets sensitive and it hurts to keep going on then my stomach starts to hurt. explain
by Uber Booger April 3, 2008
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DarthRandall

One of the founding members of the ENSMPW/bb. Also known as the Teflon Sith Lord. Someone who is rude, crude, loud, obnoxious, yet refreshingly conservative.
Mike is such a tool! He went all "DarthRandall" on Fred for eating the last wing!
by TheUnclieChrist October 6, 2009
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Darth Vade

Verb: To act like Darth Vader, to put it plainly.
Darth Vader: I like to Darth Vade things.
by SARAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH August 26, 2008
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Dartford Grammar School

Commonly referred to as DGS.

Living hell. The definition of an exam factory and the headmaster is obsessed with Japan (fucking weeb). They use every chance they get to steal your money and the students there live an unbelievably sad life of daily homework and excessive revision. The teachers take it as their number 1 objective to stop you from having fun and their word is always taken over the students. They love to interfere with your already depressing life at whatever chance they get. The teachers act posh when in reality they’re sad weirdos that drive home in their fords every night thinking of the next way to make their students miserable. The teachers have access to all your information at any given time and if a teacher feels like being a prick they can add a note with a false description on you that is reflected system-wise and is therefore used to judge you by other teacher’s. Their computer security is fucking shambolic and some teachers are so nosy with the 24/7 intent to inflict misery upon you. They take pride in useless waffle and telling you their shit stories. The teachers are absolutely jobless. The school is technically a prison, you’re trapped in it, no phones, certain haircuts, forced uniforms, forced equipment and certain obligations. The students do NOT enjoy it here. If you want your child to grow up being a fucking neek that nobody likes then DGS is the place for him. You’re forced to learn some shit languages (japanese and chinese) from year 7.
Ayyo wys g, what school do you go now?
Oh I go Dartford Grammar School now
Yooo I’ve heard that place is absolutely fucking shit, they make you do that shit white sport ennit?
Yh they make us do rugby and trust me the school is so fucking bad

Ahh thats a bit peak for you styll 🤣
by dgs is shit November 28, 2019
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