dakotaz

A Fortnite G O D

Guy: Even if I tried to go against Dakotaz, I wouldnt stand a chance.

by MudAndBlood February 2, 2018

Dakota

Dakota is a very sweet boy who can be shy. He is very very kind to everyone he knows, and gives great advice. He will admit to liking someone if they show the same signs. Dakota loves music. He also has a somewhat dirty side, but that only comes out if he really likes you. He is a gentlemen and believes in chilvary.

Person 1: "Aw he is such a sweetie!"
Person 2: "He must be a Dakota."

by ang3lwithash0tgun May 18, 2014

dakota

The girl that is always there for you no matter what. Is good at making friends. Sometimes has a attitude but when you get to know her she will be the greatest friend you ever knew. Pretty. Has beautiful eyes. Loves everyone. Will never let you down. Will protect you like you were her family.

That girl is so a Dakota
She is the greatest friend ever.
I wish I could be like Dakota.
Don't ever let Dakota go.

by Koda Kent. October 10, 2015 November 29, 2015

Dakoo

Indian word for gangster or bandit. Common in rural areas where they engage in armed robbery and often murder. Many have attained cult status or have become Robin Hood live figures e.g. Veerapan, Phoolan Devi etc.

Don't mess with them dakoos they got Kalashnikovs.

by PanjabPrince1987 August 7, 2009

Dakota Ridge High School

An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.

This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.

The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.

In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.

Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!

DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.

by Phunky Wagnalls February 5, 2012

Dakota Fire Hole

A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."

Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.

Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.

Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.

by Wille_Stroker March 10, 2015

Grand forks, North Dakota

A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.

"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "

by Troll2017 December 20, 2017