dumass

1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.

2.One who's actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

See also dumnass
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(Don't spend too much time on these alternatives, sperm-for-brains. They all mean the same thing.
Jesus. Dumass.

Maybe if you weren't such a dumass, people wouldn't kick you.

by kyleisnotajew September 3, 2005

Dumassify

To explain something obvious to someone. to put into layman's terms or to break it down for them to that they can understand it. To dumb-ass-ify it.

"You don't understand? Let me dumassify it for you..."

by Lucky Luddy December 27, 2011

dacass

poser, wannabe... someone who acts differently with around other crowds and gets indignant when confronted by their inconsistencies.

Fool don't be such a "dacass", how you gonna talk about Jesus' love an sh*t then brag about bar fightin?

by Zandi November 25, 2005

Domass

A clever way of calling people named Dom a dumbass.

Can be used for Dom, Domenic, Domenica....

One stage further than a dumb ass.

How can you think that?, you are such a Domass

Oh my god you Domass

You are even more of a Domass than the Maltese talking clock

by Chazzamcbee May 10, 2011

Damascus Pile Driver

When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.

That gymnast weighed 65 pounds, so I got to hand out my first Damascus Pile Driver.

by Shaken not Sturdevant October 28, 2006

damaso

One who is a puppy hater, one who loves to talk of the gruesome demise of cute puppies. Usually metro, and well-versed in his native tongue.

The damaso, after drinking a cup of cheap Italian coffee in his wing back chair,contemplated how to verse his Daily Discovery full of puppy mutilation.

by Student who has recieved too many low grades March 10, 2004

dumassitude

referring to the general stupidity people show as "dumassitude" by vehemently rejecting any known common sense.

I blame the dumassitude

by oatmeal1979 April 8, 2011