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Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
by ForScience234 April 2, 2022
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A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.
A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"
by Breadcrust May 19, 2014
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Daley Day

The act of turning a completely easy task into an absolute shit fuck.
He came in to land the plane and completely fucked it up. He inadvertently shut down Both Engines. He had another Daley Day.
by RustyDog August 5, 2008
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dancey-dance

A particularly happy dance, best described as an improvised jazz-hand influenced skank-like dance.
'When I'm jovial, I do the dancey-dance!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005
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daley

one who can take any comment or situation straight to the gutter; one who is gutter-minded
Dude how could you possibly take that conversation to the gutter? You straight up pulled a daley on that one.
by tkillian January 9, 2009
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Dulcey

One of the most caring people you will ever meet, a little hot tempered at times but goes out of her way for the people she cares about.
That girl always give to others, she gotta be a dulcey
by bumdabump December 4, 2013
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daceyandalice

Basically a cringey Youtube Chanel that you somehow know about because you are looking it up
Cringe DaceyAndAlice are cringe
by ~Dacey February 10, 2017
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