Dairy Squirts

When you drink a bunch of whole dairy.. then shit super hard. Comes in one hole, out the next.

If that boy gets the dairy squirts one more time we’ll have to fire him from his epic job at DQ.

by anonymous April 18, 2022

dairy air

A fart that is the result of being lactose intolerant

Paco should have never ate all that ice cream because now we have to smell his dairy air.

by HardCorvallis August 15, 2016

dairy queen

one of the best fast-food restaurants in the world.

Let's go to Dairy Queen and get us a Hungr Buster, Oreo Blizzard, fries, and a Dilly Bar!

by Chris November 9, 2004

dairy challenge

can be done in two ways:

1)drink a gallon of milk quickly and try and hold it down for an hour or more.

2)requires 2 or more people, drink a gallon of milk quickly at the same rate. last one to throw up wins.

whats wrong with him?

he got his ass kicked at the dairy challenge.

-or-

whos down for dairy challenge?

by Sir Joseph Price December 24, 2008

Dairy-face

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.

Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)

by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013

dairy pillows

large breasts on a hot woman

"look at the size of those dairy pillows dog!!"

by sick December 14, 2003

Dairy Frog

When your uncle or Non close relative cups your scrotum in his hand to help you fall asleep.

If i can't find a dairy frog, i dont know if ill ever be able to fall asleep..

by Chapsgalore December 9, 2010