dádos

the german-asian overlord of alcohol. owner of all the infinity shots - B52, božkov, tatra tea, becherovka, beluga and absinth. always surrounded in nicotine vapour

have you heard about dádos? his goal is to eliminate half of all jeffreys in the universe

by lexpumas December 12, 2021

DaDGS

"Do a damn Google search". Typically used online when someone asks an idiotic question that they could easily answer for him or herself, simply by searching it. Its capitalization varies.

sam2478: hey steve where do babys come from
stevinator: ...
stevinator: dadgs
sam2478: D:
(stevinator has signed off)

by Yams June 20, 2008

Bombing Dadongos

The act of pounding beer.

"Muhammad is bombing dadongos. Someone stop him before there is an explosion............of puke........"

by Krehbs February 14, 2008

Justin DaDoom

Justin DaDoom was a Drow Elf Assassin circa 1986. After joining as a mere initiate, he eventually rose up through the ranks of the Assassin's Guild, ultimately becoming the Grandfather of Assassins after defeating the Grandmother of Assassins in hand to hand combat.

Justin DaDoom is best known for the Curse he laid upon one of his foes: "Every Time You Run, You Fall Down". Needless to say, that foe spent the remainder of his life either moving slowly or tumbling about.

Another well-known fact about Justin is that he HATED Stinky Vaginas, as his father before him also hated them. There was little known to repulse the DaDoom males more than Stinky Vag.

Justin DaDoom also enjoyed belching profusely, which he barely managed to keep under control while in Stealth Mode.

Some of Justin DaDoom's traveling companions included Telyx, Nemesis Tor'turre, Zontar, Jarga Sin, and Celedon Kierney.

Justin amassed great wealth during his lifetime, including all of the following artifacts:
Vorpal Sword +5
Bastard Sword +6
Sling of Seeking +5
Elven Chainmail +6
Gauntlets of Ogre Power/Swimming/Dexterity/Climbing
Ring of Chameleon Power
Ring of Free Action
Ring of Spell Turning
Browning Automatic Rifle

When last seen, he was being tutored by Nemesis Tor'turre in the ways of magic, and had attained 10th level as a Mage in addition to his 20th level as an Assassin.

As the party entered the chamber of the Ice Queen, Justin began to sniff the air with disdain.

"Orcs?" Telyx asked.

"No" replied Justin DaDoom, releasing a thunderous and long-lasting belch... "Stinky Vag. I HATE STINKY VAG!!!"

And then The Ice Queen materialized before them, enraged beyond all words. The battle began immediately.

by Ixtiklioblikliak April 9, 2008

dadgrasp

(verb): to grab your daughter's boyfriend by the shoulder before giving him a lecture.

He couldn't get to first base because he got dadgrasped.

by wasupwiththat November 29, 2009

Dado Blade

A dado blade is a sawblade that is used to cut dados (grooves) in woodworking. This particular type of sawblade is most commonly used on table saws and radial arm saws. There are two varieties of dado blades, the first is a stacked dado set, which consists of two circular blades attached on either side of a chipper. The chipper removes the excess wood and sawdust made by the blades. The second type of dado blade is called a "Wobble Blade". This blade in particular is unique because of its adjustable hub that allows it to "wobble" on the arbor, thus making a wider cut. The theory behind the complexity of a dado saw blade is that it is possible to create very accurate cuts without too much hassle. Shims are another way to accurately widen or narrow a dado cut, they are very thin disks that slide onto the arbor between the dado blades. by using these, one can ensure a more accurate cut than without.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a dado blade set from canadian tire.
Person 2: Why do you need that?
Person 1: I need to cut accurate grooves for a shelf I am building in my workshop.
Person 2: Cool!

by Gradiator_FTW July 15, 2013

dadom

Single father acting as both mom and dad

Aaron's dadom takes good care of his son.

by Ginjorben March 16, 2017