Balls of Damocles

A drink invented in Minehead, UK in December 2010. It consists of:

High energy caffiene drink (Redbull, KX, Relentless etc)
Westcountry Scrumpy cider
Jagermeister

It has been known to bestow its patrons with the gift of second sight. And a mighty fucking hangover.

He's had 5 Balls of Damocles. Now he's got the dick

by ballsofdamocles December 8, 2010

daemon

A unix program that runs in the background of the system. Often signified with the -d suffix on the end of a program name.

mysqld
named
httpd

by Parallax July 3, 2003

mailer-daemon

A cyber-fiend who hijacks your e-mail transmissions for horrific ends and instantly declares your message a failure.

"...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND

MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>

" O scowl of night!"

by cisco djidd June 28, 2009

Daddo

A very dangerous creature to interact with; if you encountered a daddo, you need to make sure you are wearing a testicular shield to protect you from his jokes and puns, if of course you want to have kids in the future.

- Hi daddo!
= Hi w low 😂😂😂😂😂.
- Kosom hayaty. (Fuck my life)

by Lord-daddo May 26, 2021

Sword of Damocles

1) A story of Greek legend, in which tyrant Dionysius II of Syracuse showed Damocles the dangers of being "fortunate" by allowing him to sit in his throne while a sword hung over him held only by a singe strand of hair.

2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.

Is the Tea Party really that suicidal for the Sword of Damocles over their heads?

by Nunuv Yabizness July 31, 2011

Dadoosh

When retelling a story it's the Sound one makes when they describe getting hit by something or someone, or something falls down.

Yesterday, at baseball practice, when I went to catch the ball I hit the wall like DADOOSH and I blacked out for a couple of seconds.

That guy went dadoosh as he hit the floor.

That car went flying and then dadoosh hit that other car.

by Esteban209 February 25, 2010

Dadole

An insult towards a man who is homosexual and has a lot of arse hair.

Oi that Ben guy is an utter dadole, I think he likes men.

by theh0pester May 4, 2020