Cynical

1. An adjective describing a person with sarcastic, witty, quirky, pessimistic who rejects all conventions, whether of religion, manners, housing, dress, or decency, advocating the pursuit of virtue in a simple and unmaterialistic lifestyle.

2. An individual in Urban Dictionary who likes to stir the turd and add sarcastic, funny, and/or assholey defenitions.

You are so cynical, you make me throw up large, giant, man eating larvae.

Cynical by The Amazing Asshole January 26, 2009

Cyntia

A girl with bigger dick energy than any guy

My girlfriend is such a Cyntia.

Cyntia by Flavinator February 19, 2020

cynical

The adjective for an individual who attributes all actions to selfish motives. Becoming cynical comes from someone just not giving a damn about the rest of the human race and is recommended for all Americans.

Person : "So yeah, this emo kid posted this myspace bullitin where he said he would kill himself."
Cynic: "That's great, hope he actually did it."
Person: "WTF? You cynical jerk! You should be ashamed for saying things like that!"
Cynic: "At least, I can stand on my own two feet..."

cynical by Darkest_Elite May 28, 2006

cynical

The only way to be.

Look at how fuckin shitty everyone and everything is.

HOW could anyone NOT be cynical?

The whole world is homosexual.

cynical by To hell with this queer ass planet. March 12, 2005

Cyntasia

The best friend that any one could have, really nice, funny and beautiful. She is not scared by any horror movie but she is completely terrified by the Pretty Little Liars theme song, don't sing that song or she will go crazy. She is a gg..............

Cyntasia will always have on cute shoes.

Cyntasia by cheese105 January 9, 2014

Cyniah

One of the best people you could ever meet, they will your day a whole lot better.

Wow cyniah is the best

Cyniah by Thelittleturtlerat March 27, 2021

cynical grave 

cynical grave is the best crip walker on earth, he crip walks in red shoes yeahyeah audio maker cool

ayo this nigga cynical grave is hot as fuck

cynical grave by CG360 April 4, 2021