cyclops meat clown

another slang for the penis

If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight

by Rod Fury May 4, 2006

cyclops that hoe

When receiving head a guy pulls out when he's about to cum and nuts in one eye blinding her in that eye and rendering her a cyclops.

Man, that bitch bit down on my dick, so I decided to cyclops that hoe!

by Distraughtho November 21, 2010

cyclops goat

Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.

Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.

Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.

by betrayal4life March 9, 2015

cyclops meat clown

another word for cock

won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Cyclops Mongoloid

A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.

Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.

Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.

The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.

Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.

Keep your distance or you will be infected.

Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us

Michele: We better keep our distance.

Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.

by KatieLady321 July 25, 2011

cyclops meat clown

another name for your dick

little suzie's afraid of the circus because of the cyclops meat clown

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018