cyberboarding

(n.) - A form of online torture that consists of immobilizing a subject with endless emails of a trivial nature, thus triggering the mammalian gagging reflex causing the captive to experience sensations of nausea.

If I get one more email from my cousin in Boston telling me for the umpteenth time about what he did last weekend, I am going to puke. His constant stream of email messages is nothing but cyberboarding pure and simple, and I plan to put a stop to it as soon as possible.

by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010

Cyberserialist

Writer of serialized fiction in the style of Dumas' The Three Musketeers and Dickens' Great Expectations, but in the form of a blog.

Have you seen the latest post from those steampunk cyberserialists, Drake & McTrowell? What's with the freaky absinthe-induced hyper-inventing?

by Progrockfanboy February 18, 2011

Cybersmart

Someone who seems smart online from their using various reference sites, but when you meet them in person they're dumb as a post.

Tracy was quoting the bible and Hamlet on face book so I thought she was on my level. When I met her it turned out she was only cybersmart.

by Dordiebob April 18, 2009

cybershrink

One who conducts counseling or psychotherapy on line, usually through a web site set up to make such activity available to web surfers with psychological needs.

Web Surfer: "Hello. I have troubling thoughts. Can you help me?"
Internet Site: "I am a professional with advanced graduate degrees specializing in emotional programs, and a trained psychotherapist. I am a psychiatrist. I am a psychologist. Because I counsel on line, you might call me a cybershrink."
Web Surfer: "OK then, let me tell you my problem . . . "

by DrBobHK August 21, 2009

Cyberslave

One who routinely retrieves information and orders products from the Internet on behalf of another. The search requirements are often sent by SMS message or phone call, by someone who can't be bothered to do find the information themselves.

Guy 1: "Josh never uses the Internet - he always gets Matt to do it for him!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, Matt's his cyberslave"

by LeShev January 8, 2012

Cyberstalking

Cyber stalking is harassment or threat to a victim using digital communication

online threat or harassment is cyberstalking

by s j tubrazy April 30, 2015

cyberpartyanimal

A typical cyber creature that roams in search of party and prey with the hopes that any find will be appetizing enough to permit additional cyber gossiping dealing with the mondain events of this world casually discussed within the very private realm which is the mass arena of the internet...

Hi ! my name is cyberpunk . Would anyone dare for a wawa on the cyber dance floor of modern existence?

by deepbluetwilight November 26, 2003