cuntrickery

Cuntrickery is when a chick acts all sweet and innocent until she hooks yo ass and then you see the real cunt that she is! Hence the word trick, she tricks you into thinkin she's something she ain't!

Cuntrickery is when the ho already has a man at home!

by CC Curl February 6, 2014

cattrall

perfect in everyway, likes thorntons rum truffles

'Laura met phil at the fence for tea'

by bimbo December 28, 2004

cumtrumpet

A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.

After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.

by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010

Cuntribution

The act of finding females to hang out to avoid a sausage fest.

Chris' getting 5 girls to hang out tonight. His cuntribution level is way high.

by Aelfric February 17, 2009

Cuntrix

The ultimate insult. A combination of a faggot, a fucker, a cocksucker, a tool, a fuckknuckle, and a cunt.

The only word that can stop Chuck Norris...cuntrix

by Haywood Jublowmee December 9, 2008

el cuatro

The act of fingering a virgin girl with 4 fingers, and then bragging about it for the rest of the night. The el cuatro is completed by asking the girl out later in the night when you are very drunk.

Friend: Dude did you have a fun New Years Eve?

Guy: Yeah I hit her with the el cuatro.

by Jsl_photo May 29, 2016

cuntrol

a woman's ability to flex her pussy muscles during sex, contracting the vaginal walls and making me think im, oh so big

"you wanna make him feel like a man, girl? use that cuntrol!"

by Oxford English Dicktionary September 27, 2009