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catface

When someone uses the 'cat face' emoticon ":3" at a time when it's not really appropriate, much to the annoyance of the people receiving the text.
Example 1:
Joe (texting): Hey man, do you think you'll be able to pick me up after the show?
Ricardo (texting back): :3
Dave (to Joe): Looks like you just got catfaced.

Example 2:
Joe: Hey, want to go out for a beer later on?
Ricardo: :3
Joe: Yeah, that doesn't help me.
by thebeardedblacksmith February 12, 2013
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cuntface

What female members of staff get called when the boss is drunk.
Oi cuntface, come and move some cars!
Often followed by: What's wrong cuntface?
by slip May 13, 2005
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cuntface

Fingering a girl getting her juices on your fingers/hand.. then slapping her round the face.. then exclaiming "cuntface".
*fingers girl, slaps her round face*
"ha, cuntface!!!"
by henshawwwwwwwww November 28, 2011
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crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
by violentjoe December 14, 2008
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Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.
"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."
by creedmoor June 11, 2006
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Cuntface

A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.
The cuntface swallowed the diver.
by Tony July 17, 2006
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Cuntface

A woman that her face looks like an ogre, even Shrek is better looking.

An ugly bitch woman that never been happy no matter what.

Everybody hates her at her workplace because she is mean to everyone especially a bitch to pretty girls that guys at work like.

Workaholic, short, fat girl who works around the clock but never productive and pretend the business owner is her husband by calling him “honey.”

A woman who looks way older (75) then she is (35) due to lack of sex. She tries to have sex with every guy and or dog she sees by giving them drugs or alcohol, she has with her at all time hoping today is the day it will finally happen and still hope and waiting.
“She is so fucking ugly!!! She looks like Shrek.”

“Yeah, she has a Cuntface.”

“Did you see? she writes me up; I was late 1 minute from lunch.”
“What a Cuntface! It’s because of the guys here like you.”

“Who would marry you? You Cuntface”

“ did you see this ugly bitch creature, she took the IT guy to her office and offered him some pills and heavy alcohol so he would have sex with her. “
“OMG, she is a Cuntface. “
“Exactly! a Cuntface. “

“I wouldn’t be surprised if she put peanut butter in her pussy so her dog can lick it.

what a Cuntface.”
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