A poser. Someone who goes to a "jamband" show yet doesn't know anything about the band, goes to the show because its deemed cool, has subwoofers that play 50 Cent all day in their SUV, wears the stereotypical hippy clothing, and makes fun of people who talk about 'positive vibes' and 'positive energy.' This describes, in essence, 95% of all Widespread Panic fans and also would be appropriate terminology for 80% of the crowds at Phish shows from 1999 and on.
"Dude, what is Todd doing at this Phish show? That jackass wears polo shirts with flipped up collars and yet today he has flip flops on with patchwork pants and a retro Dead shirt on from 77! Todd wouldn't know good music if it bit him on the ass. What a custie!"
by Jive Turkey April 11, 2005
Get the custie mug.by Derpyface Chirpface November 25, 2013
Get the cutee mug.1.Plural for custee.
2.Customers
Custees is a street term meaning feens, junkies, regular users and buyers of large quantities of illegal drugs. Drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and ecstasy.
2.Customers
Custees is a street term meaning feens, junkies, regular users and buyers of large quantities of illegal drugs. Drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and ecstasy.
by Makne February 20, 2005
Get the custees mug.by Truthestseeker December 14, 2021
Get the Custer mug."Nigga is you crazy? You aint makin it through custies with a suitcase full of blow"
"Man.. I just got popped tryin to smuggle some dope through custies"
"Man.. I just got popped tryin to smuggle some dope through custies"
by wza August 31, 2005
Get the custies mug.orginally referring only to customers of a drug dealer be it all the time or just on lot but now has taken the form of an insult to refer to all sorts of dumbasses be it just a customer whom you tax too the point they are moronic for paying, a customer whom you continually short, or even a person who gets the wings they did not earn ripped off
1 "man that custie just bought this eigth of middies for 60!"
2 "i cut these quarter inch doses down to 10mm and sold them to that custie he pissed himself he was so excited"
3 "man did you hear about mark? he got his wings ripped off! what a custie fuck"
2 "i cut these quarter inch doses down to 10mm and sold them to that custie he pissed himself he was so excited"
3 "man did you hear about mark? he got his wings ripped off! what a custie fuck"
by dopestarmuca August 17, 2010
Get the custie mug.When one is completely inebriated at a bonfire, one proceeds to finger a girl while she is on her period. Then before she climaxes use the period blood on your face-to represent indian war paint. Proceed to run around the bonfire making indian war cries and war chants. Then you may begin your pussy slaying rampage of the other females around the fire. Continue the rampage until you collapse and pass out!
Hey Eddy did you hear that Dom went on a custers last stand at Jeff's bonfire last night? Brenden even said he saw him slaying the vag's
by Shocker Spaniels (USS DIMA) October 27, 2007
Get the custers last stand mug.