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custy

(adj.) Dirty, possibly skanky, almost hobo-like. Characterized by poor personal hygiene or sexual laxness. A custy person will often stoop to any act of debasement in exchange for money, food, drugs, or other superficial rewards.

(n.) A person who is custy (see above).
"She didn't even know the guy and she gave him a rimjob? That's custy."

"Did you see that custy? She offered to suck me for half a gram of shitty weed!"

"Ew, don't touch me, you custy freak."
by Duckburner May 24, 2005
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Monday Cuppy

The game of gods. Played only by those lucky children that get Monday 4th period off school, this game seperates the men from the boys. It is a round-by-round knockout football tournament, the team last to score booted from each round. During a game of Monday Cuppy, several groups of players seem to emerge;

1. The dirty bastards team. Usually Johnny and Kev. This team will complain for anything, hold the ball up, and be hard-done-by with every decision.

2. The tap-in team. Usually Nick K and Joe. Pair of fuckers. Score nothing but shit. Deserve to die.

3. The unknowns. The people who change team weekly. This team usually involves Swanny. Unskilled and uncontrolable, this team can produce both magic and manure. If you're a betting man - steer clear of this squad.

4. The Gods. This is my team. Unparalleled in their class. This team will score peach after peach. A dead cert.

5. The floaters. Usually Josso/Motion and James/Stewart. Not part of the football crew, these teams float in every monday, bring several unorthodox playing styles. James brings the class. Motion the passion. Josso the crazy diving headers and long-range bullets. Stewart, well, he's shaggin a 6th year so we'll let him off.

6. Andy-B. Complete farmer. He is backwards. Does not speak english. No one ever goes on a team with this person. Rightly so. He is prone to kicking the keeper in the head, screaming random sounds, trying FAR too hard, and blowing goats. He broke his hand last week. Hahahaha.

Lastly, the keeper, Tim, is key to the whole thing. He governs the whole sha-bang. He makes the most wonderfully SHIT decisions, and sometimes is biased towards the God's team. Dunno why. But i like it. He does not need glasses - he needs a basic understanding of football. Ach well, makes it funny. Rock on, Timbo.
'I won Monday Cuppy, yet again!'
'Andy-B has been banned indefinetly for attemtped beheading of Timbo'
'Ladbrokes stopped taking bets on whether or not Nick K would score a shit goal. Everyone knows he will.'

Timbo; 'Goal to Scroat'
Liam; 'Tim shut the fuck up'
Timbo; 'Okay, goal to Liam'
Liam; 'Good boy, have a sweetie'

John + Kev in chorus; 'HANDBALLLLL!'
by Liam February 13, 2005
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Cuepy

This word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in Squishy Makeovers: Spin The Wheel. It means "Creepy" and "Cute" at the same time.

The word means to be cute and creepy. If something was creep and cute, it would have been "Cuepy."
"It's cute, but it's also kind of creepy. I guess it's cuepy."
by MoriahElizabethFan7 December 18, 2020
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The Cussy

Otherwise known as coin-pussy. One of those plastic things that you put coins in to keep track of how much change you have.
Person 1: "Damn, bro. How much change do you have?"
Person 2: "Let me check the cussy, man. I keep all my money in the cussy."
by GiraffeAsAPassword December 9, 2020
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custy

without a daily supply of custys the wookie would surely starve to death
by sudoniim March 8, 2010
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Custy

Extremely custom creations, usually used in the context of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate combos. Using a combination of moves successfully in order to get the clip.
Guy 1: "Woah, that was a sick combo dude!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was pretty custy."
by TACO TIDDIES December 22, 2021
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custy

A preppy kid who gets ripped off when buying weed because they don't know their count.
I just sold a gram to this custy for 15 bucks! HAHAHA!
by eSentrik February 4, 2004
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