Curmudge

The act of being gripy, grouchy, cantankerous, bitchy, and mean. Particularly when it's done in a manner that is demeaning or condescending toward younger humans. Often involving themes centered around landscaping.

I hate all of these people who don't know how to drive in this parking lot at the tool store. I am going to go home and sit on the front porch and drink coffee all day while I curmudge about the damn neighbor kids that need to be someplace else other than my lawn. Grrr.

by CJRogue January 28, 2018

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cridgets

A slang term for "crickets" but you say when it's dark out and you are scared of them.

"oh shoot the cridgets are coming after me!"

by greenapplegalore April 16, 2020

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curmudgeon

An old, grumpy man

Karen’s husband is an old and really grumpy curmudgeon.

by bluestinger66 November 28, 2022

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Curmudgeony

Do you secretly hate any of your co-workers?

Hym "Ha! Curmudgeony... Or, wait, is it the Jew? It's the Jew isn't it. See!? I told you. I'd end up calling him a kike and wiping my ass with his Jew-hat (Say, if a Jew wears a baseball cap does he have to wear the yarmulke underneath it or, how does that work? Gives the phrase 'hat on a hat' an entirely different meaning... Can't you just flick some holy water on a baseball cap and have it count as a yarmulke? I mean, if yes, then I'm buying a wizard hat and converting to Judaism. Just to see the motherfuckers at my job try to get me to take it off. Nope. Sorry. This is my Jewish Yarmulke-equivalent hat... Carry a wand in my pocket...Expecto-Patr-Oi Vey!) It wouldn't be pretty but it WOULD be hilarious."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

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