Convenient Horse

The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together

Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.

The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.

by Ijustwanttopostoneword February 26, 2015

Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.

He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID

by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022

Politically convenient

Someone who swaps political sides whenever its convenient to do so.

"You ever look threw his twitter. He swaps sides every 2 minutes hes politically convenient"

by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022

CG-Convenient Gangster

A person who picks and chooses who he or she acts tough , disrespectful with . A person that’s insecure in themselves and uses bully tactics to feel better about themselves. Most the time these individuals are unhappy in their own lives and are pussys in reality so they target people who they feel are less superior then them maybe smaller in size or people who are genuinely nice to make fun of and act all gangster usually in front of a large crowd to make themselves look bigger than what they really are. Sometimes these cowards will try and act gangster to people equal or bigger size, however, knowing that a fight will not happen due to the circumstance, for example the person they’re picking on, has a very good job and is in the workplace so the CG knows that person will not risk to lose their job to answer or fight back. another example can be in a bar/club atmosphere, waiting to pretend to want to fight only when security of others are around , knowing the flight will be stopped quickly.

Bro stop acting like a CG-Convenient Gangster to that guy. You know he ll fuck you up if it was one on one in the streets. He’s just doing his job. let’s go

by Apops February 1, 2023

Convenient villain

An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.

Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.

by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018

Geographically Convenient

Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.

This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.

'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'

'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'

by Correctspeeling January 30, 2010

clitvenient

when a women makes it easy to get to her vag

"you want to do it now" "Hell yea" "well is it clitvenient?"

by James McDain February 25, 2010