cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.

"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.

by Justtivue January 10, 2017

cuntbush

1. president of the us of a
2. female pubes

1. "i'm too busy to talk to 'em right now, jus' get one of the token ethnics to explain things."
2. as trevor's hand slowly reached her cuntbush he was devastated to find she was in fact a shemale and he met a meat and two veg

by theWestHamfan December 19, 2003

cuntshitterous

A derogatory term for a close friend, pal, or acquaintance. Often used when bro or cuntass have already been said, the speaker may use 'cuntshitterous' to outdo a friend who has already used a form of "cunt" in his or her greeting.

Despite a derogatory nature, 'cuntshitterous' is even considered a term of endearment amongst fellow bros.

Jarrod: "Brosephalopod, why didn't you come? Your ass was cuntin' around instead of broing it up at my party!"

Paul: "Seriously, cuntshitterous, your cuntass should've been there."

Marin: "Awwwww TITS! I'm lame as fuck. I should've come."

by Jarrod E November 18, 2007

Cuntfusion

The aftermath of having too many cunts within a short period of time.

After fucking so many chicks in one night, he had a lot of cuntfusion.

Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.

Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?

Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.

by PutstheMACKKon February 13, 2012

Cuntshine

Home-made vagina, commonly brewed in Russia.

Dave: What is that?

Brad: A bucket load of cuntshine.

by ermwhy June 17, 2012

Cuntcussion

When you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a Cuntcussion

"Dude, why are you so dizzy?"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"

by CM24 December 12, 2013

cuntfussing

/kunt'fuss' ing/
verb Informal
(of a cunt) bitch (complain) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as annoying or illogical

originally popularised by Chris Ray Gun

"I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfuss over a missed call"

"MTV's new video for white men is full of women cuntfussing"

by Ardi471 December 21, 2016