Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

cuptoast

A cat with 9 lives

hey cuptoast, what the fuck is oatmeal.

by imgenericsoimboring December 14, 2021

Cuntastic

A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.

OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.

by IW4444 March 4, 2010

cuntract

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

by DAVnCHAINS September 2, 2013

cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.

Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.

by casdebom February 18, 2011

Cunt Roast

A woman with big black saggy vagina lips. Espically Cooked looking. Sometimes known as Roast Beef. but in this case its extreme shit !.

This girl has one nast cunt roast ! what in the fuckk.

by Ra pa pow July 15, 2007

cuntastic

to be more than fantastic almost to the point of wanting to spooge all over you or someone nearest to you.

damn that bitch is cuntastic.

by dickie September 19, 2003