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cuntpitalism

The bloodiest economic and societal system YET. It has killed more in 5 years than communism has in 100 years. Or even including today. Fuck those who supported this bloody ideology which only cares about money and not human rights. (Mat. 6:24)
A person who shills for cuntpitalism is called a cuntpitalist.
by #LGCC9CCPP August 24, 2021
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cuntapotamuss

A Cuntapotamuss is literally the biggest Cunt that you could imagine there being.

Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.
"That Cum Bucket of an ex you where with has the biggest Cuntapotamuss of a hole that its literally like throwing 10 Cookapotamusses down it n it still wouldnt touch the sides"

"Your the dad" "NOT"

When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...

Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods
by Dann Mann February 15, 2024
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Cuntpop

A catch-all term used to describe any music performed by a woman, no exceptions
I love artists like Chappell Roan and Ke$ha, classic cuntpop!
by anonymous May 14, 2024
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Cuntopotamus

Cunt-o-pot-amus (noun)

A loud, emotionally underdeveloped creature that thrives on harassing victims and survivors of abuse, often mistaking cruelty for confidence and ignorance for insight. Known for charging into conversations uninvited, armed with zero facts and an inflated sense of moral authority. The cuntopotamus feeds on attention, especially the kind that disrupts healing and silences truth.

Due to it's lack of self-awareness, it cannot distinguish accountability from attack, or advocacy from inconvenience. Most active in online environments, where empathy is optional and consequences feel distant.

Natural habitat: comment sections, DMs, and anywhere survivors speak up.

Primary defense mechanism: deflection, denial, and a stunning lack of shame.
Every time a survivor shares their story, a cuntopotamus shows up in the comments, louder than everyone else and somehow still saying absolutely nothing of value.
by Anonymous Taggers March 22, 2026
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