Customeering

Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform

The customeering on the project was excellent and made it successfulf

by ianthm June 21, 2022

cursometer

A device used to measure curseness in text messages/conversations andin online posts. Cursometers scale goes from 1-100, 1 being pg-13 and 100 being the most cursed thing you can imagine and then if you x10 that you would probably get close to what 100 is. Cursometer also has a feature that records previous interactions and remembers them then after some time it will start to give you advice like for an example : You should lock yourself into an insane asylum because even god cant fix you.

i used cursometer on my text messages and found out i should be locked up

by idkfck June 1, 2023

Cuntomer

A female customer that displays a rude and angry attitude. One that will never be happy with any level of service and is impossible to please.

I just hand packed a box to ship and gave this woman free boxes and bubble wrap, and she still wasn't pleased. What a cuntomer.

by Know balls January 2, 2024

Centimeters, centiMeters, centimeterS

Centimeters, centiMeters, centimeterS

Centimeters, centiMeters, centimeterS

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

my vertical is 21 centimeters

a random thing my classmate named Lily said

classmate1: woah woah look at this
classmate2: girl what the fuck

Lily: my vertical is 21 centimeters *said Lily aggressively*

by anonymous May 2, 2024

15.24 Centimeter

6 inch by Beyoncé, in Europe.

15.24 Centimeter gave me brain damage.

by zoosfoonderboolt June 7, 2025