Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

by Roger October 13, 2003

cuntslap

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy

Billy is a cuntslap.

by Joe November 7, 2004

count cuntula

Not quite the king or queen of the cunts, but still pretty far up there.

That R.K. Rowling is a regular Count Cuntula.

by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

cuntologist

Someone who studies cunts

Oh dear there appears to be something green there best I see my cuntologist

by Dr Cunterman February 18, 2005

cuntlamprothist

An educated and successful woman in her 50s that gives her pussy to the poor, starving, abused and less fortunate among us.

No, she is not a slut or a whore! She cares about and is giving back to her community. She is a cuntlamprothist!

by utorvita December 16, 2014