cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.

Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.

by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014

Cuntrary

Someone who appears to be nice and sweet on the surface but really all the while, underneath is an evil and vindictive cunt which they keep well hidden from everyone around them.

Girl number one: what you know about that girl named Stacy that just showed up at school today

Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen

by LemmeF1ndOut May 8, 2020

Cuntara

- A batuna Gollum, part batuna part Gollum.

Batuna - skanky, diseased, meth hooker. Gollum - Large eyed, rank, rancid, disgusting little creature

Damn, that meth skank is a total CUNTARA

by Ih8CuntaraBatunaGollum July 20, 2021

cuntard

(noun) A female, who like her male counterpart known as the munt, acts irresponsible and reckless in her behavior where social graces, common etiquette, and/or her general disregard for fellow humans is concerned.

Her friend treated her like a real cuntard when she learned she bought the same dress for the dance.

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

by Roger October 13, 2003

cuntlers

Huge, 1 inch, multi-headed warts on either side of a pussy. It looks like a mounted deer rack if the front of the deer's head were removed.

I tried to give her oral, but she bucked me off with her cuntlers.

I dodged her cuntlers to give her oral and ended up with warts all over my face.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009