Cuntie

acting in a cunt manner

Gee, Charlotte sure was acting cuntie today!

by Deez w. nutz June 25, 2005

cunted

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.

(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"

by james November 15, 2003

Cunted in the Mouth

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.

1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Cunted

Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.

Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.

by Jimbo-M October 8, 2011

Cuntedness

The quality or state of being a cunt.

Moley: "You really are a FILTHY. CUNT"
Garbs: "I am a FILTHY. CUNT. Your fault, you bring it out in me!"
Moley: "You bring your filthy cuntedness out of yourself".

by IAHryan December 18, 2010

Cuntilda

A royal witch cunt. Not king or queen, but can be worse.

That woman there is a cuntilda, screwing over as many people as she can, her bosses won't do anything about how she acts. Damn near untouchable but not unkillable! Fire is best in these situations.

by Cuntildaslayer457 July 30, 2019

Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 16, 2019