Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome

Pain in a woman's wrist caused by excessive self-stimulation.

Been tickling my taco so much, I think I'm getting Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome!

by bigwayne August 17, 2014

Cuntamination

The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.

While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.

by JackMeOffYouFuckingSluts April 19, 2009

Cunthair

Smallest unit of measurement used in everyday American construction industry

It's a cunthair off level/plumb/square etc.
Take and cut a cunthair off this 2x4.

by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

cuntalickus

Cunnilingus. Based on folk etymology thereof.

I gave her cuntalickus and boy was she happy! Just be careful to not give your girl cuntalickus during her period.

by Thomas J. Webb June 12, 2007

cuntalizer

A girl that uses her cunt as a tazer like weapon, similar to the movie teeth.

You just killed that faggot with your cuntalizer.
Megan Carter has the biggest cuntalizer I have ever seen.
Damn look at that fat cuntalizer!

by trainingwolves September 6, 2009

canthardly

something so small you canthardly see it

customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off

by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014

Cuntagious

When the symptoms of being a cunt transfer onto others and as such force others to be cunts.

I'm staying away from Arlene, she's cuntagious today!

by Nicoole February 25, 2015