CUNTBOTTOM

A creature with long spindley forearms,with larger hands, thin fingers, and enlarged middles fingers (like an eye-eye). Huge beefy shoulders, GLUBB belly (though built) see definition for "GLUBB". Short powerful legs. Long thin neck with a one-eyed pinhead.

Rare creature, attacks and lays eggs through its middle finger - Infecting/pregnating the victim with its eggs. The victim gradually, over a 1 month period deteriates to a sack of skin- resembelling a cunt, and a new cuntbottom is born.

by STDAVE November 5, 2003

cuntcophony

A cacophony made by cunts.

I had to leave the bar because of the cuntcophony from the bachelorette party.

by ArmenTamzarian86 May 3, 2011

cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.

"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."

by Xibilation January 24, 2015

cuntopotomus

A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

Work sucked today! My boss is such a Cuntopotomus!

by #ICantTakeCredit November 7, 2015

cuntbowzer

Verb: to Cuntbowze - Going out with the sole intention of drinking to such excess that a scene is made.

Noun: a Cuntbowzer. An individual who partakes in cuntbowzing.

Abbreviations: Bowzing, Bowzers.

"Are we all going out cuntbowzing tonight?"

"Look at that group of cuntbowzers".

by SpennyJune February 7, 2019

Cuntboggled

When you are having sex with a woman, you think you are in her vagina, but in all reality you have slipped into her ass. They key thing is that she doesn't mind, and you don't notice until it is over.

I was nailing this chick and blew my load. When I pulled out i was all brown and it was smelly. I got completely cuntboggled.

by Juanito Bandito October 23, 2007

cuntbollock

a cunt that acts like a wanker or a wanker that act like a cunt
transgender bollocks

"my mrs give me so much grief when i got in last night i was only a couple of beers late what a cuntbollock "

"dave spent all night in the pub last night and i'd already arranged to cook us a lovely dinner the cunt bollock "

"ello love gis a feel. fuck me your fully loaded cuntbollock "

by scoobert January 24, 2008