a person who is such a slut that they can be metaphorically represented as follows: as being a bucket which collects the ejaculate of thousands of soldiers who have not seen their wives/girlfriends for years. If every soldier (amongst thousands) was ordered to ejaculate into a bucket, this bucket would represent that slut.
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A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
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gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
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"That is repulsive"
"I don't know, I have fun doing it." /:
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"That is repulsive"
"I don't know, I have fun doing it." /:
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When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."
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