cumcopter

At the point of intercourse where the male has an orgasm, he pulls out and spins his body in such a way to make the penis whirl around like a helicopter blade; therefore disseminating his semen throughout the area.

"Just when I thought he was done, Tommy pulled out and did a cumcopter and splatted his cum all over my walls"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

cumlostrum

The early pre ejaculate that makes your girlfriend want your Johnson so bad she is willing to lick her own kuntoil

I know you like the taste of my cumlostrum

by Rouper Grueben February 11, 2018

Cumster

Cum Dumster: being a cheap, and dirty cum waste receptacle. Where no one pulls out.

That whole group of friends are nothing but a bunch of ratchet ass CUMSTERS.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

cumpster

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."

Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.

by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011

Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

by PolPots September 16, 2011

composer

someone who can party all night, smoke two packs a day, drink through a 6 pack, sleep for 20 hours, and then scribble on a pad of staff paper for five minutes and call it a hard day's work.

I'm a composer, I would know.

by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009

cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009