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Cumpot

A pot that people stand around and cum into.
Look over there a Dictino Garcia is spunking into that wooden cumpot!
by The epic penis April 30, 2020
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Cumpot

(kuhm-pot)
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.

4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.

5. One who is particularly fertile.

6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
1.
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."

2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."

3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"

4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."

5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."

6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."

7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
by Fuck Shit Piss January 2, 2009
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Cummop

Any random item of clothing used for the cleanup of semen.
Post coital wife " The mess! Hand me those old pajama bottoms, I'll use them as a cummop.
by mcguvir October 12, 2009
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cum pop

Where a guy jacks off and then mixes his cum with soda pop and dares a woman to drink it.
man: Kathy I bet you won't drink this cum pop.
Kathy: oh yeah. Give it here.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
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Cummophobia

The fear of semen.

This includes: seeing, physical contact with your own or someone else's seed and ejaculating.
Being a clean freak, Levi can't stand semen because it is said he also suffers from cummophobia.
by WindexLevi November 23, 2014
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cumpost

A lowkey porn message primarily shared in groupchats amongst milf hungry teenagers
Dude, that cumpost made me cum buckets.
by jurinator February 13, 2017
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cumpoot

A flatuance from the rectum after anal sex resulting in the release of seminal ejaculate (sperm)...
Steve buttfucked Gary all day until he had the worst bout of cumpoot(s) ever...
by AdamRehab May 27, 2018
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