cumpassionate

adj. the strong desire to see, taste and feel semen, often comes along with a love of dick and a generally slutty demeanor

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008

Cumiss

When you cum but you end up missing your intended location.

"I cumissed and it ended up taking us three hours to clean it out from her ear."

by Thunderstorm77 March 13, 2022

cumpassionate

Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.

Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

Cumkissable

To platonically say your friend is good looking.

Jim: Hey Jake! You are looking very cumkissable.

Jake: Thanks Jim, you too.

by Cumkissman December 2, 2023

Cumkissable

To platonically say attractive or lovely.

Jim: Hey Tim, you look cumkissable today.
Tim: Thanks Jim!

by CrabFagProfessor December 9, 2023

cummission

A cut of da ejaculated man-milk dat da chick who hooked up a hot-in-da-crotch stud wif a second chick receives for said favor.

If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025