analytical chemistry

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

cuntistry

The art of practicing cuntish behavior to the level of a Stepford Wife. Possessing the unique skill of using the vaginal orifice to disembowel a man whether in practice or speech.

My ex-wife canceled my little girls birthday party without telling me and rescheduled it until after I had to leave the state, after I flew all the way there just to attend and paid for it.

She has taken her cuntistry to a whole new level.

by Red Butterfly Wings January 12, 2012

Trey miner in chemistry class

Gay, dumb, bens cooler, bad at chemistry, sucks mr Allen’s pp, sucks gay pp, is gay, retarded, likes men (especially mr Allen), has sexual feelings for mr allen, really bad at Fortnite, sucks at minecraft, never kills the Demi wizard, likes gay people( especially gay men) and his name is trey

Ur such a Trey Miner in chemistry class

by Hvmdcjyf November 28, 2018

ap chemistry

Highschool ap course that is design to teach students the art and science of copying homewoek and lab report. Instructors of this course in torrey pines highschool are Coordt and Atkinson. Each year about hundred highschool students in TPHS adapt to the brutal learning environment of AP chemistry.

1. You smell like AP chemistry
2. The weather is really AP chemistry today.
3. DON'T TAKE AP CHEMISTRY. EVER!

by AP chem victim May 11, 2004

Deadhead Chemistry

Slang for LSD(acid), known from the Tool song "Rosetta Stoned" off the 10,000 Days album.

You want to do some deadhead chemistry tonight?

by Candyflipper420 December 19, 2006

Chemistry

A science in which one extends their knowledge of the Periodic Table by occasionally mixing the wrong chemicals, lighting stuff on fire, freezing stuff in liquid nitrogen, highlighting the hell out of their periodic table until it looks like a unicorn licked it, and understanding how all this stuff applies to the little tiny bits that make up every last bit of everything.

Person 1: Hey! Did you guys do that lab today in Chemistry with the thing that blew up?

Person 2: Yeah! That was so totally epic!

by Dreamweaver38 April 8, 2010

chemistry

A school subject that teaches the alert young anarchist how to make primative explosive devices.

One of the few useful things I learnt at school was how to make nitro-based explosives.

by black flag June 2, 2004