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cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock 

A straight-acting, straight-looking high school-aged or college-aged athletically-inclined young male with overwhelming homosexual cravings for all his fellow team-mates. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock easily assimialates himself in with the other athletically-inclined jocks in his school clique, with the intention of systematically sucking the cocks of, and guzzling the cum from, all his school team-mates before graduation. He also intends to anal-fuck or be anal-fucked by every one of his athletically-inclind school team-mates, also before graduation. He plans innocent-sounding, one-on-one alone time, with each team-mate (usually a sleep-over or week-end get-a-way trip) that includes a selection of a wide variety of alcoholic beverages followed by suggesting a casual, impromptu, late-night, masturbation session to straight porn in his bedroom, dormroom, or vacation motel room. When fellow team-mates are at the height of their hormonal excitement, the cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock introduces the unsuspecting team-mate to the joys and pleasures of the more-readily available and easily obtainable homosexual jock-on-jock gay sex activities and possibilities. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock rarely is rejected due to the inebriated state of his jock-buddy, his own young, fit, gym-ripped body, his school-wide reputation for being a "ladies-man", and his charm and charisma that tends to get females and males to comply with his wishes, suggestions, and desires.
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A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men. A slut. A dumping ground for men's seamen.
Cumdump
cumdump by stormscr3 January 28, 2009
Related Words
noun: simultaneous orgasm
verb: to have simultaneous orgasm
Sonya and I always felt our sex was the best when it ended in cumcum, usually when I was very deeply into her, and trying to break off my cock.
Andrea screamed and I hollered as we accomplished cumcum.
cumcum by Sex luver September 25, 2007
a person who takes loads of sperm in any hole
cumdump by KKKKKKKKKKK September 3, 2005

Cumcumber 

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon
She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.
Cumcumber by Ibola February 18, 2021
A gay person who also tens to beg e.g Luke Bennett
W account: Luke Bennett is such a cumbum
Luke: Right we will get you straight off you strange guy
cumbum by the REAL Peter Norton November 6, 2023

cumguzzlinggutterslut 

derogatory term usually used towards white trash sluts
Yo bitch, your a cumguzzlinggutterslut
cumguzzlinggutterslut by LDawg December 10, 2004