Cumfetti

When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.

"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."

by patrick fuhken williams April 7, 2008

cumweeb

A Cumweeb is a little faggot who swallows cum every night. Cumweeb is also a hentai lover.

“Wow josh is such a cumweeb he likes boys. “
“Dude Andrew can’t hang tonight he’s probably watching hentai whatta cumweeb

by Penislover500 September 15, 2019

Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022

cumfest

where lots of cum (sperm) is involved in a sexual activity

my god me and daniel have a lot of wanks togeter and spunk alot eg cumfest lol

by tim raine July 18, 2008

cumfiesta

A game played between 2 or more people. Often a very erotic kinky game played as a way to ease sexual tention.

?: Where are you going?
??: To a cumfiesta!
?: Can I come?
??: Sure it is a Cum fiesta!!!!

by MG Pimpin March 25, 2009

Cumteen

When your girl leaves you blue balled, so you get back at her by bustin a nut in her canteen

Me and my girl were messin around last night and in the middle of it she wanted to stop..i said fuck that so i gave her the cumteen.

by yaboy8619 February 3, 2010

cumfestival

usually one day of the year (but it can be two separate days)... a day when partners dedicate their energies to making the other partner sexually satisfied... as many times as desired (or possible LOL)
(NOT to be confused with cumbirthdays or cumanniversaries or cummemorative event days)

eg: "yesterday i gave brooke her cumfestival and she could barely walk today, so we are waiting until tomorrow for her to give me my cumfestival."
orgysexfuckcumcomecummingorgasmblowjobbjoralanalintercoursefacialbootybump uglieshorizontal mombodoggiedoggythrow a shotbust a nut

by i tudor dr phil September 5, 2011