cumless nut

when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009

crumbles

(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune August 31, 2008

cubbles

A blond-haired, blue-eyed golden boy who looks just like a lion cub and is very cuddly, hence: "cubbles"

I love my golden boy cubbles, he looks just like a lion cub and is soooo cuddly

by Piggless July 31, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

by Raven May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

cumble

To drink excessively, take a dump, pumble someone, or get or hurt someone else.

The dead guy from Charina Road cumbled Master Bates with an egg.

by A. Drone March 14, 2003

cumblement

A fight and / or argument

Dad saw mom with another guy and now their in a huge cumblement.

by lokijki January 26, 2008