fuckmonkey

extreme form of arshmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!

by Jena December 28, 2003

chunkmonkey

See hater or die you mutha fuckin bitch ass fag.

Please see the second definition.

by Eddie February 24, 2005

suckmonkey

noun/verb/adjective. something is putrid, repugnant

I got an F, but the teacher is a suckmonkey. -or- You broke your arm? th is so suckmonkey

by Ewizzle October 15, 2003

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cockmonkey

A vulgar slang to describe an obnoxious and contemptible person

You are such a cockmonkey!

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Cuck Monkey

A pansy of a man with the brain capacity of a monkey

Trevor: I already drank 6 beers, I can't down another or I'll be all over the place

Chad: Quit being a little cuck monkey!

Trevor: >:( cracks open another beer

by alphawhale January 11, 2026

Crunkmonkey

a homo duesch bag that acts like a retard

That kid slapped my ass yesterday! What a crunkmonkey!

by allotta fagina #23 November 2, 2009