Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.

by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020

Cristen Renaldo SUWY

it is when you screm joy and remember Ishowspeed

YES Cristen Renaldo SUWY

by joedavin March 2, 2023

Crysterbation

1.Verb- crying whilst in the process of masturbation.

2.Noun- see above

Portrayed accurately in Little Ashes by Robert Pattinson when his gay lover hooks up with the girl he loves while he is in the room (confused yet? Don't be, basically Robert Pattinson is incapable of playing a character that questions his sexuality) (oh by the way, Little Ashes is an accurate portrayl of Salvador Dali's life, soooo as far as I know, Salvador Dali is the only case of crysterbation in mass media. More win for surrealists) "I thought he was simply crying in his room until he ran out of breath and I heard something else; he was clearly crysterbating."

by Salvador Dali win December 23, 2010

Crysterbate

Verb: To Crysterbate

Cry-sterbating is when a guy stands in a corner, crying using his own tears as lube while he jerks off sobbing, nuts into a teaspoon, drinks the nut because he's low on zinc, and then sits in the fetal position rocking back and forth wondering "When the hell did my life get so depressing?" Then he remembers and does it all again. Just like shampoo directions, rinse, wash, and repeat.

Billy: Wheres Dillon?

Josh: He's probably at home cry-sterbating again

Dillon tends to crysterbate instead of masturbating because his life is so fucked up. Plus he's low on zinc.

by Trip Wilson May 30, 2017

crysterbation

when you cry whilst masterbating

your on the north pole your tears are frozen....crysterbation

by jarnzy November 29, 2010

crystelle

Crystelle Wehbe is just one ordinary person trying to find love. He personality is open ended and is one way to make others laugh. Crystelle is often afraid of birds. Especially when she walks outside to do laundry and sees a couple of birds.

She is such a Crystelle Wehbe

by Iamjoseph April 27, 2017

Cryston

The awesome guy/ god / demon / satan worshipper/ slave driver/ ReBoot fanatic/ Obsidian miner/ uber intelligent/ Confucius esque/critical thinking/ badass

Cryston is the bestest ever

by RRD3 January 25, 2011