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cryptosarcasm

Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.
Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.
by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011
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cryptovestor

A Cryptovestor is a person that allocates capital with the expectation of a future financial return. Types of investments are strictly cryptocurrencies and everything envoled within and around cryptocurrency.

A cryptocurrency (or crypto currency) is a digital asset designed to work as a medium of exchange that uses cryptography to secure its transactions, to control the creation of additional units, and to verify the transfer of assets.

-Diego Batista
He made his millions as a cryptovestor, he became a Bitcoin millionaire over night.
by BelaCor Inv Grp January 9, 2018
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cryptovestor

A Cryptovestor is a person that allocates capital with the expectation of a future financial return. Types of investments are strictly cryptocurrencies and everything envoled within and around cryptocurrency.

A cryptocurrency (or crypto currency) is a digital asset designed to work as a medium of exchange that uses cryptography to secure its transactions, to control the creation of additional units, and to verify the transfer of assets.
He is a cryptovestor, making his millions in bitcoin over night.
by BelaCor Inv Grp January 9, 2018
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Cryptonian

A cryptonian is crypto currency investor
I just made £2 million profit from Bitcoin and Ethereum. Neil Gordon is a very happy Cryptonian today.
by N Gordon Sh!t Rainman January 9, 2018
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Cryptofinger

Cryptofinger: When one places an inordinate amount of invested funds into a sure bet crypto currency, only to find the next morning that the value has significantly dropped and your money has gone.
Jesus I put my last two grand into cryptocurrency last night, but the cryptofinger came and fingered me in the night, now I'm penniless.
by bigredcryptominger January 27, 2018
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cryptoshame

Shaming your friends and family for their obstinance and reluctance to learning about and investing in cryptocurrency.
For the benefit of their future selves, I had to cryptoshame my friend into buying some Mana in Decentraland.
by Pixylicious March 31, 2021
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cryptoshrimp

lol stfu you cryptoshrimp
by Kr1pT0$hR1mP June 8, 2021
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