brown crayon

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

by j-$$ January 1, 2009

crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

by E wanting O August 12, 2011

Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

by Eurobug October 20, 2010

messy crayon

to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.

samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.

by crimson scorch November 18, 2006

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

crayon

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"

by Windexter April 16, 2003