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Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.
Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes
Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010
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Cryaotic 

Cryaotic (or Cry for short) is one of the sexiest men alive. His YouTube channel (ChaoticMonki) currently has 200,146 subscribers. He first started YouTube gaming in 2007, his first video uploaded on August 28. That day is a special day.. is it the day a legend was born. But the one thing that makes this sexy man beast special is that he doesn't show his face, only is heavenly voice. He wishes to remain anonymous and only go by the name Cry by his fan base. He has yet to show his true identity but that's what makes him as amazing as he is. He is also well known for his cartoon drawing of a figure known as the 'Sup' guy. Oh, and he loves tit's.
Friend: Who is Cryaotic?

Fan: *GASP* WHO IS CRY? HE ONLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!
Cryaotic by MaggieMae135 October 9, 2012

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.
"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"
broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007
Word of the Day on April 23, 2007
A young child's favorite food.
Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.
Crayon by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

meat crayon 

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.
He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.
meat crayon by Metiolate March 17, 2022