What a girl requires when she is fornicated so hard her pussy is too sore to allow her to walk properly.
by beakasdf July 25, 2010
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Get the cruttaz mug.#1. A tool used, often in the form of an emoticon or acronym, that is relied upon to make a point or convey an emotion that the writer or speaker cannot do with their limited vocabulary.
#2: The use of acronyms like BRB, ROFL, OMG and WTF in spoken conversation as opposed to actually laughing, showing disbelief etc.
#3: A word, phrase or acronym that is so ingrained in someone's head, that they use without thinking if it's appropriate or even makes any sense at all.
#2: The use of acronyms like BRB, ROFL, OMG and WTF in spoken conversation as opposed to actually laughing, showing disbelief etc.
#3: A word, phrase or acronym that is so ingrained in someone's head, that they use without thinking if it's appropriate or even makes any sense at all.
Example of #1: She uses xD as a communication crutch because she isn't actually funny enough to make me laugh with only her words. She has to add that otherwise we wouldn't know it was a joke.
Example of #2: A person who uses 'ROFL' when speaking to them instead of actually laughing. This is a communication crutch because they either don't get the joke, don't know how to laugh or are just condescending assholes.
Example of #3: "I'm pretty sad, my grandma just died"
"That sucks lol"
"Why are you laughing about my grandma dying?"
"Sorry about that lol"
No matter what you say, this person has the communication crutch 'lol' and will automatically type it in every response.
Example of #2: A person who uses 'ROFL' when speaking to them instead of actually laughing. This is a communication crutch because they either don't get the joke, don't know how to laugh or are just condescending assholes.
Example of #3: "I'm pretty sad, my grandma just died"
"That sucks lol"
"Why are you laughing about my grandma dying?"
"Sorry about that lol"
No matter what you say, this person has the communication crutch 'lol' and will automatically type it in every response.
by shoujoboy April 22, 2011
Get the Communication Crutch mug.adj. derived from the hyperness of Jone which is basically the mix of the words crazy and nut...used when you're at a loss for words and can't think of a description to call a certain weirdo you're talking to
You're so damn crutzy!
by Jone July 14, 2003
Get the crutzy mug.1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.
3. Something that is unfashionable.
2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.
3. Something that is unfashionable.
2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.
1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.
2. That jacket is so crutonic.
3. Back off you crutonic bitch!
2. That jacket is so crutonic.
3. Back off you crutonic bitch!
by Sianipants August 8, 2008
Get the crutonic mug.Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013
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