Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 24, 2003

cuntitis

a person who makes themselves known for all the wrong reasons, appears to be attention seeking and usually lies to gain sympathy and adoration. a disease for cunts

"i knew a girl once"
"what was she like?"
"very nice until i realised she has cuntitis"

by noodlethot August 10, 2014

Crunktastic

Crazy+Drunk+Fantastic

Steve: Man she was crunktastic last night.
Bob: Yeah but I'm gay.

by ScreamSceneKing January 29, 2009

crunkified

(verb) To become crunk

That dude was a total nerd, but then he was crunkified, and is now one of the most popular guys in da whole school

by Gothic_Punk_ January 10, 2005

cuntitis

when ur best friend is a cunt and wont stop being a lil cunt

"my bff has cuntitis for being a cunt for so long"

by dickmunchertwothousand June 2, 2015

Cuntitis

When you're significant other continuously acts like a cunt

Brandon had a severe case of cuntitis since even the sound of his wife's voice seemed to agitate him.

by whyareunvs May 14, 2017

crunktivity

a game involving getting drunk or "crunk"

lets get the crunktivity started!

by jobe September 21, 2005