Cap'n Crunching 

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

Cap'n Crunching by SINJim February 4, 2021

Clam Crunching 

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

Clam Crunching by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

Crunchie 

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

Crunchie by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

star crunching 

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.

Same as the definition of star crunching.

star crunching by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011

crunchie 

someone whos hair colour isnt blonde yet they act like it is
brown/black on the outside blonde on the inside

Vanessa: heya have you talked to tash
Jessie: no why?
Vanessa: she walked into a tree on sunday
Jessie: ouch..what a crunchie

crunchie by Clox June 4, 2007

crunching

The act of taking a crunch

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .

crunching by DrFoot October 25, 2003

captain crunching 

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

captain crunching by mr potter March 11, 2010