its a device worn between two males having sex. it is worn by both males at the same time. it is worn over both penises. every time the man in the back thrusts, it jacks off the guy taking it in the butt. basically eliminates the reach-around procedure.
by jo mama March 2, 2004
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Get the crumbaugh mug.To be "crumbazumbled" means to be ashamed of what your bois did to your fake bitch that broke your heart because you didn't give her a good description on why she was "cute".
crumbazumbled also means you just got done fucking 2 minecraft virgins that were on their period while they were saying "sksksk" on the bed.
crumbazumbled also means you just got done fucking 2 minecraft virgins that were on their period while they were saying "sksksk" on the bed.
Hey Jimmy, I am crumbazumbled right now. Were you part of this Jimmy. I hope not cuz i knoe you know about to catch these hands.
I'm crumbazumbled, I think I might have aids.
I'm crumbazumbled, I think I might have aids.
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This includes words like "redpilled" and "based" as well as reinterpreting/rebranding hand gestures like the international diving hand signal for "OK" into "white power" because some right winged non arian bastards use it once.
This includes words like "redpilled" and "based" as well as reinterpreting/rebranding hand gestures like the international diving hand signal for "OK" into "white power" because some right winged non arian bastards use it once.
Example 1:
Individual one: Gives proper feedback based on facts.
Individual two: Whoa, that's based.
Individual one: The fuck you just called me?
--> In this case Individual 2 is crumpa.
Example 2:
Diver signals "ok" to another diver because safety is important.
Gen Z clown: Whoa, look at this racist, hope he drowns!
Diver then goes spearfishing and accomplishes more within 10 minutes than the gen z bastard will accomplish in hich fucking whole life.
--> In this case the gen Z clown is crumpa.
Individual one: Gives proper feedback based on facts.
Individual two: Whoa, that's based.
Individual one: The fuck you just called me?
--> In this case Individual 2 is crumpa.
Example 2:
Diver signals "ok" to another diver because safety is important.
Gen Z clown: Whoa, look at this racist, hope he drowns!
Diver then goes spearfishing and accomplishes more within 10 minutes than the gen z bastard will accomplish in hich fucking whole life.
--> In this case the gen Z clown is crumpa.
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Mike’s Crumaniam quarter by quarter recall of the 1962 California Junior College State Championships was both terrifying and intimidating
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