crumpa

The state of mind of younger gen z bastards when they reinvent fancy bitch ass new words and meanings for bullshit they themselves don't understand.
This includes words like "redpilled" and "based" as well as reinterpreting/rebranding hand gestures like the international diving hand signal for "OK" into "white power" because some right winged non arian bastards use it once.

Example 1:
Individual one: Gives proper feedback based on facts.
Individual two: Whoa, that's based.
Individual one: The fuck you just called me?
--> In this case Individual 2 is crumpa.

Example 2:
Diver signals "ok" to another diver because safety is important.
Gen Z clown: Whoa, look at this racist, hope he drowns!
Diver then goes spearfishing and accomplishes more within 10 minutes than the gen z bastard will accomplish in hich fucking whole life.
--> In this case the gen Z clown is crumpa.

by Hob Durphy January 20, 2021

Crumbadat Theory

Kissing up to a hot girl in an attempt to get a “crumbadat” pussy

Hot Girl: Hey everyone, I sincerely apologize for kicking my dog in my latest video..
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude

by buysideandspeedystock August 22, 2019

Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

Crumplage

The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.

J: The word crumplage doesnt exist.

A: No, it is correct to say that the paper towel has crumplage.

by Immaturename March 26, 2019

crump

old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.

by fuk dre fuk eminem January 12, 2005

crumpler

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

by thecrumpler July 2, 2006